io: devo essere in un posto tra dieci minuti.
Genitori: ok lascia solo che mi vesta.... E CHIAMI L'INTERO VICINATO, PULISCA L'INTERA CASA, SCRIVA UN LIBRO, FACCIA UN PIATTO DI TRE PORTATE, SCAVI UN BUCO FINO IN CINA, TROVI UNA CURA PER IL CANCRO.
Genitori: devo essere in un posto tra dieci minuti.
Io: *si mette le scarpe*
Genitori: DIO MIO PERCHE' CI METTI COSì TANTO A FARE LE COSE. QUANDO CAPIRAI CHE IL MONDO NON GIRA INTORNO A TE. SEI COSì EGOISTA.
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tags: +this is me +italian +super relatable

chapmangamo:

The international sounds of Pokemon print is available on Etsy

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14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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Well-read people are less likely to be evil.
—Lemony Snicket, The Slippery Slope (via bookgeeksam)

(Source: observando)

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tags: +quotes

politicallyinactive:

satanspoet:

Maude White

I’m. Not. Worthy.

How

(Source: ladyinterior)

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tags: +art +but how

catsbeaversandducks:

Behind every successful cat there is a good cardboard box.

Photos by ©Maru the Cat

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tags: +i love maru +cats

aseaofquotes:

Ellen Hopkins, Perfect

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tags: +i like this +writing

suammetuit:

art meme: spring and winter in paris

“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

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tags: +art +paris +so pretty

foods4me:

Chocolate Peanut Butter Banana Pops (vegan)

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tags: +food +recipe
tumblr staff: hey guys we've just added this new feature to the site, isn't it great?
xkit guy: here's the extension to get rid of this one
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tags: +hahahahahaha
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tags: +my writing +french +poetry sort of

どらまちか

(Source: ciel2407)

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tags: +art +pretty

(Source: thelatestkate)

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vegan-yums:

Chocolate chip cookie chocolate tart / Recipe

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tags: +food +recipes