io: devo essere in un posto tra dieci minuti.
Genitori: ok lascia solo che mi vesta.... E CHIAMI L'INTERO VICINATO, PULISCA L'INTERA CASA, SCRIVA UN LIBRO, FACCIA UN PIATTO DI TRE PORTATE, SCAVI UN BUCO FINO IN CINA, TROVI UNA CURA PER IL CANCRO.
Genitori: devo essere in un posto tra dieci minuti.
Genitori: DIO MIO PERCHE' CI METTI COSì TANTO A FARE LE COSE. QUANDO CAPIRAI CHE IL MONDO NON GIRA INTORNO A TE. SEI COSì EGOISTA.
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?
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